I'm starting to do "Random Start" posts, an idea I stole from Riley of Thrice. If you follow me you are following the most boring blog around.
If I fail this $400 exam after studying for 5 months, I will quadruple my greenhouse gas emissions to punish everyone for my misfortune
The incoming high school freshmen are as old as the “Krusty Krab Pizza” episode of Spongebob.
I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
No words, man.
Fuck her right in the pussy!
You must be a comedic genius.